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Ronan Lynch (18) Ostendes tuum et ostendam meus.

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Comments

[mellori]

in omnia paratus

[speedingtickets]

you first then, parrish

[mellori]

yeah i have a cell phone for the first time in my life and that's what i'm gonna do with it

[speedingtickets]

you have a better idea of how to christen it?

[mellori]

literally anything else

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fine then i'll christen it for you

[mellori]

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[speedingtickets]

you know i can just text you normally right

i don't need this stupid fucking app to show you my dick

[mellori]

i suppose i've never thought about it like that

all the wonders of the modern age

[speedingtickets]

jesus christ

you have a lot to catch up on, parrish

starting with the art of dick pics

[mellori]

c'mon you know the number of times i've USED your phone?

that's just
unsanitary

[speedingtickets]

definitely more than i have. fuck phones.

oh please. this is like, the least unsanitary thing i could be doing with my dick

[mellori]

thank you for that mental image

you don't like em?

[speedingtickets]

i mean give me a minute and i'll give you an actual image

probably much better than whatever you're imagining

fuck no. why do you think i always make you answer my phone?

[mellori]

i mean

i'm not imagining anything

[ lie. ]

idk bc i'm your secretary?

[speedingtickets]

wow parrish that was totally fucking believable

you almost had me for a second

[ Well shit, now he's imagining Adam as his secretary. Thanks a lot. ]

are you?

and to think all the shit i could've been making you do other than answer my phone

[mellori]

it's the truth!

[ it is not the truth. ]

i'm pretty sure anything you're picturing is against all kinds of workplace regulations

[speedingtickets]

yeah your use of a fucking exclamation point makes it even more believable.

[ Wow how did this spin so out of control so fast. ]

not if i'm the one making the workplace regulations

[mellori]

[ how did this happen, possibly someone was talking about taking pictures of their dick. ]

thank you i try

that's sexual harassment

[speedingtickets]

[ Look if Adam had just agreed to take a picture of his own dick in the first place then this wouldn't be happening probably. ]

are you saying you don't want me to sexually harass you

i'm probably hotter than your other bosses

[mellori]

[ of course adam has to make things difficult for himself. ]

it's not really something i can say i've given that much consideration to

[speedingtickets]

but you're going to now

[mellori]

i am technically gonna be a secretary in someone's detective agency if this is a thing you're suddenly into

[speedingtickets]

wow congrats parrish

that's a step up for you isn't it

[ HE'S NOT INTO ANYTHING, LEAVE HIM ALONE >:I ]

[mellori]

[ wow rude. ]

in that it keeps my hands clean
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