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ʀᴏɴᴀɴ ʟʏɴᴄʜ ✝ ᴛʜᴇ ɢʀᴇʏᴡᴀʀᴇɴ (
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Ronan Lynch (18)
Ostendes tuum et ostendam meus.
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mellori
2015-09-23 11:52 pm (UTC)
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in omnia paratus
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speedingtickets
2015-09-24 02:30 am (UTC)
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you first then, parrish
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mellori
2015-09-24 03:26 am (UTC)
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yeah i have a cell phone for the first time in my life and that's what i'm gonna do with it
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speedingtickets
2015-09-24 03:33 am (UTC)
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you have a better idea of how to christen it?
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mellori
2015-09-24 03:50 am (UTC)
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literally anything else
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 12:29 am (UTC)
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fine then i'll christen it for you
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mellori
2015-10-04 12:33 am (UTC)
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 12:34 am (UTC)
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you know i can just text you normally right
i don't need this stupid fucking app to show you my dick
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mellori
2015-10-04 12:37 am (UTC)
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i suppose i've never thought about it like that
all the wonders of the modern age
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 02:55 am (UTC)
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jesus christ
you have a lot to catch up on, parrish
starting with the art of dick pics
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mellori
2015-10-04 03:09 am (UTC)
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c'mon you know the number of times i've USED your phone?
that's just
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 03:41 am (UTC)
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definitely more than i have. fuck phones.
oh please. this is like, the least unsanitary thing i could be doing with my dick
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mellori
2015-10-04 03:44 am (UTC)
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thank you for that mental image
you don't like em?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 03:53 am (UTC)
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i mean give me a minute and i'll give you an actual image
probably much better than whatever you're imagining
fuck no. why do you think i always make you answer my phone?
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mellori
2015-10-04 03:57 am (UTC)
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i mean
i'm not imagining anything
[ lie. ]
idk bc i'm your secretary?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 04:13 am (UTC)
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wow parrish that was totally fucking believable
you almost had me for a second
[ Well shit, now he's imagining Adam as his secretary.
Thanks a lot.
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are you?
and to think all the shit i could've been making you do other than answer my phone
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mellori
2015-10-04 04:24 am (UTC)
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it's the truth!
[ it is not the truth. ]
i'm pretty sure anything you're picturing is against all kinds of workplace regulations
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 04:33 am (UTC)
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yeah your use of a fucking exclamation point makes it even more believable.
[ Wow how did this spin so out of control so fast. ]
not if i'm the one making the workplace regulations
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2015-10-04 04:34 (UTC)
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mellori
2015-10-04 04:41 am (UTC)
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[ how did this happen, possibly someone was talking about taking pictures of their dick. ]
thank you i try
that's sexual harassment
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 04:50 am (UTC)
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[ Look if Adam had just agreed to take a picture of his own dick in the first place then this wouldn't be happening probably. ]
are you saying you don't want me to sexually harass you
i'm probably hotter than your other bosses
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mellori
2015-10-04 05:02 am (UTC)
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[ of course adam has to make things difficult for himself. ]
it's not really something i can say i've given that much consideration to
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 05:05 am (UTC)
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but you're going to now
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mellori
2015-10-04 06:57 pm (UTC)
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i am technically gonna be a secretary in someone's detective agency if this is a thing you're suddenly into
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 10:01 pm (UTC)
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wow congrats parrish
that's a step up for you isn't it
[ HE'S NOT INTO ANYTHING, LEAVE HIM ALONE >:I ]
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mellori
2015-10-04 10:08 pm (UTC)
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[ wow rude. ]
in that it keeps my hands clean
yes
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speedingtickets
2015-10-04 11:55 pm (UTC)
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from blue collar to white collar, the adam parrish story
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mellori
2015-10-05 12:19 am (UTC)
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i'm working on it
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gloved
2015-10-12 12:11 pm (UTC)
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speedingtickets
2015-10-14 02:39 am (UTC)
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gloved
2015-10-19 03:57 am (UTC)
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What's your profile say?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-19 04:27 am (UTC)
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you check marked somebody's profile without knowing what it says?
what if it said 'sacrifices puppies for big macs'?
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gloved
2015-10-19 04:28 am (UTC)
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Does it?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-19 04:29 am (UTC)
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no
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gloved
2015-10-19 04:34 am (UTC)
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It can't be worse than that.
Will you tell me?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-19 04:42 am (UTC)
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could be 'sacrificing puppies for shits and giggles'
it says 'i'll show you mine if you show me yours'
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gloved
2015-10-21 10:53 pm (UTC)
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There's better ways of having fun.
Interesting choice of quote. Will you really?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-24 04:38 am (UTC)
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[ And this is where Ronan realizes he really didn't think this through and he's really gay and how the fuck does he fix this???
He doesn't, he just makes it worse. Naturally. ]
will YOU really? i have no shame i'll do anything
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gloved
2015-10-24 09:24 pm (UTC)
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[ LMFAO FUCK ]
Anything?
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speedingtickets
2015-10-29 01:54 am (UTC)
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[ IT'S TOO LATE, HE CAN'T BACK OUT NOW.
THIS IS NOT HOW GAY CHICKEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED. ]
literally anything.
[ Ronan please stop......... ]
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gloved
2015-11-13 03:28 pm (UTC)
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[ RONAN THIS IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF GAY CHICKEN ]
That's a dangerous offer to make. What if I asked for something extreme?
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speedingtickets
2015-11-14 07:37 am (UTC)
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[ APPARENTLY HE'S NOT VERY GOOD AT GAY CHICKEN. THE MORE YOU KNOW. ]
i mean
we already covered sacrificing puppies
how much more extreme can it get?
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gloved
2015-11-14 10:45 pm (UTC)
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Is that really the most extreme thing you can think of? Puppy sacrifice? It's a little far fetched.
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speedingtickets
2015-11-18 01:03 am (UTC)
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okay fine that's the most extreme thing you can think of?
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gloved
2015-11-25 02:54 pm (UTC)
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Cutting out hearts. I heard a story like that once, when I was little.
THAT WAS AN AMAZING THING TO WAKE UP TO BTW
speedingtickets
2015-11-27 02:41 am (UTC)
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okay
yeah
that's pretty fucking extreme
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leyed
2016-02-03 03:33 am (UTC)
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[ only because she feels weird putting the ✕ ]
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speedingtickets
2016-02-03 03:35 am (UTC)
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[ He doesn't :') ]
sorry maggot you're not my type :*
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2016-02-03 03:43 am (UTC)
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[ SO RUDE ]
you're not mine either!
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speedingtickets
2016-02-03 03:50 am (UTC)
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[ :* :* :* ]
your check mark says otherwise
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leyed
2016-02-03 03:57 am (UTC)
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it was a friendly check mark. which i now retract.
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2016-02-03 03:58 (UTC)
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speedingtickets
2016-02-03 04:00 am (UTC)
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no take backs
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leyed
2016-02-03 04:02 am (UTC)
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what are you? five?
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speedingtickets
2016-02-03 04:03 am (UTC)
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yeah you just check marked a five year old
shame on you
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leyed
2016-02-03 04:10 am (UTC)
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so you ARE five.
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speedingtickets
2016-02-03 04:15 am (UTC)
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you're just now figuring this out
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leyed
2016-02-03 04:27 am (UTC)
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no, i'm pretty sure i always knew.
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tropisms
2016-02-28 03:44 am (UTC)
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i don't need this stupid fucking app to show you my dick
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all the wonders of the modern age
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you have a lot to catch up on, parrish
starting with the art of dick pics
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that's just
unsanitary
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oh please. this is like, the least unsanitary thing i could be doing with my dick
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you don't like em?
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probably much better than whatever you're imagining
fuck no. why do you think i always make you answer my phone?
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i'm not imagining anything
[ lie. ]
idk bc i'm your secretary?
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you almost had me for a second
[ Well shit, now he's imagining Adam as his secretary. Thanks a lot. ]
are you?
and to think all the shit i could've been making you do other than answer my phone
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[ it is not the truth. ]
i'm pretty sure anything you're picturing is against all kinds of workplace regulations
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[ Wow how did this spin so out of control so fast. ]
not if i'm the one making the workplace regulations
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thank you i try
that's sexual harassment
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are you saying you don't want me to sexually harass you
i'm probably hotter than your other bosses
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it's not really something i can say i've given that much consideration to
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that's a step up for you isn't it
[ HE'S NOT INTO ANYTHING, LEAVE HIM ALONE >:I ]
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in that it keeps my hands clean
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what if it said 'sacrifices puppies for big macs'?
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Will you tell me?
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it says 'i'll show you mine if you show me yours'
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Interesting choice of quote. Will you really?
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He doesn't, he just makes it worse. Naturally. ]
will YOU really? i have no shame i'll do anything
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Anything?
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THIS IS NOT HOW GAY CHICKEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED. ]
literally anything.
[ Ronan please stop......... ]
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That's a dangerous offer to make. What if I asked for something extreme?
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i mean
we already covered sacrificing puppies
how much more extreme can it get?
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THAT WAS AN AMAZING THING TO WAKE UP TO BTW
yeah
that's pretty fucking extreme
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[ only because she feels weird putting the ✕ ]
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[ He doesn't :') ]
sorry maggot you're not my type :*
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you're not mine either!
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your check mark says otherwise
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shame on you
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