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Ronan Lynch (18) Ostendes tuum et ostendam meus.

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[ And this is where Ronan realizes he really didn't think this through and he's really gay and how the fuck does he fix this???

He doesn't, he just makes it worse. Naturally. ]

will YOU really? i have no shame i'll do anything

[gloved]

[ LMFAO FUCK ]

Anything?

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[ IT'S TOO LATE, HE CAN'T BACK OUT NOW.

THIS IS NOT HOW GAY CHICKEN IS SUPPOSED TO BE PLAYED. ]

literally anything.

[ Ronan please stop......... ]

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[ RONAN THIS IS LITERALLY THE OPPOSITE OF GAY CHICKEN ]

That's a dangerous offer to make. What if I asked for something extreme?

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[ APPARENTLY HE'S NOT VERY GOOD AT GAY CHICKEN. THE MORE YOU KNOW. ]

i mean

we already covered sacrificing puppies

how much more extreme can it get?

[gloved]

Is that really the most extreme thing you can think of? Puppy sacrifice? It's a little far fetched.

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okay fine that's the most extreme thing you can think of?

[gloved]

Cutting out hearts. I heard a story like that once, when I was little.

THAT WAS AN AMAZING THING TO WAKE UP TO BTW

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okay

yeah

that's pretty fucking extreme